The Mets. They're ah ......... so good that they're spotting the rest of the NL east 20 or 30 wins before they get going, just to make it fair.
He shouldn't be allowed to hit with a broom. That is simply unfair.
The kids today play in High School and College with those gosh darned aluminum bats. So Tulo prefers the thin handle and fat barrel of the old shop keeper.