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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Hurricane Sandy Victims Reach Out To Help Mets

Mets COO Jeff Wilpon gladly accepts a generous offering from Superstorm Sandy victim Lil' Timmy McGregor. The tot who has been cared for by a pack of wild dogs since his family was swept out to sea helps us all put things in perspective this Thanksgiving: "Look. I know things are bad for me, but at least I have four wheels and a clue. The dude in the stupid sweater is a mess. Anything I can do - I'm there. If it's parting with my last morsel of food, so be it." To his credit, Wilpon and all NY Mets employees had the decency to wear rubber gloves to keep their foul stench from touching the public.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Bye, Bye Bay

Only Super Storm Sandy could flush Bay out of Flushing Bay. Maybe the Wilpons found another Ponzi scheme to invest in since Jason Bay is now on the Bobby Bonilla payment life plan. The Blob is thrilled to never see him in the Met lineup ever a
gain. Not just because he sucked sewer rat taints. But also because the Blob will never have to hear Gary Cohen describe his abject failure as "struggling." If Jason Bay was only "struggling" with the Mets, then the Hindenburg only "kind of" caught fire. Good luck Kason, I mean Jason. For sure your the nicest, hardest working, mushiest brained, Great White Northerniest, worstiest far from free, free agent signing in the history of mankind.