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Thursday, November 8, 2012

Bye, Bye Bay

Only Super Storm Sandy could flush Bay out of Flushing Bay. Maybe the Wilpons found another Ponzi scheme to invest in since Jason Bay is now on the Bobby Bonilla payment life plan. The Blob is thrilled to never see him in the Met lineup ever a
gain. Not just because he sucked sewer rat taints. But also because the Blob will never have to hear Gary Cohen describe his abject failure as "struggling." If Jason Bay was only "struggling" with the Mets, then the Hindenburg only "kind of" caught fire. Good luck Kason, I mean Jason. For sure your the nicest, hardest working, mushiest brained, Great White Northerniest, worstiest far from free, free agent signing in the history of mankind.

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