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Friday, September 21, 2012

Collins threatened Mets with eating a live Dog!

Mets win at home! A Mets Blob insider claimed that after the 16-1 loss to Philly Thursday night-that Terry Collins went full tilt Cotton Hill and threatened to eat "Chico" the clubhouse Chihuahua if they didn't stop sucking the royal big one. When Terry caught Josh Thole weeping Collins screamed "I didn't kill 50 Japs in WW2 to watch you cry cunt face!"
The effective tactic was no doubt inhumane, but then again so is being a Met fan.

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