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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Jeter Steals Citi Field Apple! MBFB


Sunday, March 27, 2011

JETER STEALS CITI FIELD APPLE!




DEREK PRANKS METS
Why steal the Mets home run apple from Citi Field? "Why not?" says Jeter. "It's a great prank. I've been doing stuff like this since my brief stint at Michigan. It's just like stealing the other teams mascot. For example, we had no idea what a Buckeye was, but we knew people in Ohio had goats, so we'd just go steal them. It was awesome. But now I've matured comedically, and I owe a lot of my new comedy style to playing with A.J. Burnett. His pitching can be really shaky, but his comedy is tight. The shaving cream pie to the face? Come on that's brilliant! Chris Rock once told me he wished he thought of that shit. Now stealing the home run apple is what we in the comedy world like to call a slow burn prank. Citi Field is huge, like Yosemite huge. By the time one of the Mets hits a home run at home it could be June. Everyone will be waiting for the apple to rise behind the centerfield fence, and it won't because it will be in my apartment in Manhattan. Yep, my apartment is that big."


Changes One Blobbie is Mets Blob's look back at the Greatest hits of the 2011 season.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

For Halloween, FRANKENPELF



MY HAND BONE'S CONNECTED TO MY TONGUE BONE...
Gary Cohen gets up close and personal to find out what makes Big Pelf tick.



Changes One Blobbie is Mets Blob's look back at the Greatest hits of the 2011 season.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Pelfrey or Porno? MBFB


Friday, March 25, 2011


Pelfrey or Porno? You make the call!




SEASONED OPENER
"Mrs. Milfslut? I'm Mike Bigpelf. I'm here to fix your cable. Tell you what Mrs. Milfsult, you do a good job on Little Bigpelf and I'll give you free SNY. You'd like that now wouldn't you Mrs. Milfslut? Yeah, Mike Bigpelf knows what you like Mrs. Milfsult. Now, I'm gonna go to my van and get my rosin bag so I can dry then lick my hand obsessively all night long."


Changes One Blobbie is Mets Blob's look back at the Greatest hits of the 2011 season.