METS BLOB: With the Brewers on the ropes, will Bernie hit the skids? -MBFB

Sunday, October 16, 2011

With the Brewers on the ropes, will Bernie hit the skids? -MBFB

With the Brewers trailing the Cardinals 3 games to 2 in the NLCS Mets Blob wonders if Bernie Brewer can handle the pressure? In a summer that has been filled with much on field success for the Brew Crew, Bernie's off the field demons have put his career in jeopardy. Please read this Mets Blob exclusive from June 8th, 2011 below.Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Bernie Brewer Enters Rehab

Mets Blob Exclusive! Bernie Brewer admits to sending lewd sex-ting pics to the Chorizo Sausage. "The drinking was a factor," Brewer confessed. MLB reached out to Dr. Drew Pinsky on behalf of Bernie to see if the celebrity rehab specialist could help. Pinsky commented, "I'd be happy to help, but it won't be easy to break his level of addiction. Remember, Bernie has been known to use a giant slide to enter a swimming pool full of beer."
When asked if the recent scandal involving NYC Congressman, Anthony Weiner, inspired his digression, Bernie frankly answered, "I have never been inspired by Weiner...Sausage is what inspires me. It always has, and I fear it always will."