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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Rollins Rips Reyes in Latest Bitchfest


Jimmy Rollins jumps in on ripping Reyes
 “I would have played the whole game. I’m like, ‘Hey, I fought this hard to be in this position and I’m going to see it through to the end.’ My personality, I’m going to ride it out. I worked this hard to be this good and put up these numbers, I would like to see it all the way to the end. … I don’t think it’s a lack of confidence with Reyes, but that is the way he wanted to do it. For what reason, I don’t know. It could have been outside influences. … He did everything he needed to do, and when you see that coming from another player, you see them putting the team first. It’s not about me. I’ve got to push the issue for the team. I put myself in position that puts us in position. In previous years you just didn’t get quite that feeling from [Reyes] being in the other dugout. This year you really did. It was like, ‘This man is doing everything he can.’… It makes for great comparisons, [Reyes] had a great year, but with free agency you take a year and a career all into consideration. Then on top of that you take the things you don’t see on the field — the intangibles in the clubhouse, leading the team. Is this guy a winning player? How does he impact the team by himself when he’s in the lineup and out of the lineup? They are all great things to compare.

You would think players who are involved in post season play like CJ Wilson and Jimmy Rollins would have more on their mind then taking shots at Jose Reyes. Ryan Braun claimed to have no issue with how Jose handled locking in the batting title, simply saying "I didn't get it done."


That could be because if Reyes played the entire final game and went 0-4 Braun would have, more than likely, sat out his last game to win the batting title. Mets Blob didn't hear Rollins or Wilson bitch about Brandon Phillips or Carlos Beltran who both sat out the last game of the season so they could preserve .300 batting averages. Maybe "Jelly Roll" is just scared Philly could cough big bucks to replace him with free agent Reyes. Why not. Compared to Rollins, Reyes is almost never on the DL.


MB Flashback - David Wright Tweets Himself

Today's Changes One Blobbie flashback is a perfect follow up to the CJ Wilson's trash talking tweet post from last night. Enjoy all the games today Blobbers!Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Socially Responsible Social Media

DAVID WRIGHT TWEETS HIMSELF
Call it quality control, call it crazy, David Wright is following himself on Twitter. A dog will chase his own tail and now David will fetch his own social media musings. Many would think following your own twitter account with another twitter handle would be the the ultimate act of narcissism, but D. Wright says no way. "I want to know exactly how the fan feels when he or she gets a new tweet from me. Sometimes I'm excited, sometimes it's a let down because I just wrote it and know what's coming. But, that's why I do it to keep in check, keeping myself in check. Tweets are not written on paper, they are written on my phone...and that's why I need a second phone and a second twitter account to see what it's like to get a tweet from me. This is the show not a game on paper, you gotta play the game and see what happens."

Friday, September 30, 2011

CJ Wilson Tweets and Pitches Like a Teenage Girl


On Wednesday, CJ "Social Media Douche" Wilson sent multiple tweets bashing Jose Reyes. The Rangers' pitcher called Reyes' hit it and quit it NL batting title winning performance "bush league" and "weak" and even joked about him being pulled from the game before "he pulled a hamstring." 

On Friday, CJ got lit up by the Tampa Bay Rays like the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. The trash talking Texas Ranger gave up 8 runs and 3 long balls is his "weak" performance in game 1 of the ALDS.

Mets Blob would like to remind the self absorbed CJ that he is a pitcher in the American League and knows more about hair gel than he does about hitting. Check your baseball history, CJ. If you need a refresher in your baseball batting title history and how many greats secured the prize in a similar manner, checkout Mets Blob's "Mixed Emotions." OMG you might learn something, you over-paid priss.

PS: This post just got tweeted. Suck it, CJ.

Today's Changes 1 Blobbie, Says Goodbye To Ollie


Mets Blob 2011 Greatest Hits

Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Ollie, Ollie finally cut free! By free I mean 12 million dollars

SEE YA FUCKO!
Dirty selfish shit bag seen leaving Florida. This should have happened last May when cock sauce Ollie Perez refused to go to AAA Buffalo to work on his lack of stuff. You over paid Twat! You were giving every chance in the world to figure out why your fastball went from 96 to 86. But, no luck. Maybe the extra MPH came from some HGH? I hope you use all that free money to buy a heart for yourself and a soul for that skank agent of yours Scott BorASSHOLE.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Introducing: Changes One Blobbie

CHANGES ONE BLOBBIE is a look back at the best of Mets Blob from the 2011 season. Today the Blob presents the first ever post.


Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Louie, Louie Let Go


R.I.P. LUIS C.
Luis suffered for a long, long time and fought hard as the Mets scapegoat. Now he's in a better place. Philly. What better way to cut a guy with brotherly love then to send him to the best team (on paper) in the National league. You sure showed him Sandy Kaki Pants! Pay his way to the top of the National League East. God Speed Louie! Please be sure to write us from summer camp.  We'd love to hear what winning feels like. Shit, you might hit 10 homers this year playing in Citizens Bank Park. Word to the wise Louie, if you think Mets fans were tough on you wait till you drop a pop up in a big game while wearing the Red, White and Blue. Philly fans won't just ask for your head, they will cut off themselves Al-Qaeda style, slather it in liquid cheese and post your beheading on youtube before you can say Bill Buckner. The only satisfaction us Mets fans may get is when he injures himself hoisting the World Series trophy in October.