Dear Matt Harvey,
The Blob Nation thanks you. We thank you for kicking ass, we thank you for 11 K’s, living up to the hype, stopping the bleeding, and above all we thank you for being a freaking man. We also thank you for proving once again that Fred Wilpon, Jeff Wilpon, Saul Katz, Sandy Alderson, Paul DePodesta, & J.P. Ricciardi are a tub of useless bitches and a gaggle of too little too late gutless cunts. They told us they didn’t want to set you up to fail to only turn around a week later and ask you to put a halt to the worst skid in team history. Clearly Matt you were ready, and clearly the front office sucks the dirtiest of feces coated donkey balls.
FUCK YOU SANDY! YOU ARE AN OVER RATED DO NOTHING BLOWHARD BUTT BUDDY OF BUD SELIG. MEN, SANDY, MEN, RISE TO THE OCCASION. THEY SACK UP, DIG, AND FIGHT WHEN THINGS GET UGLY LIKE MATT HARVEY DID TONIGHT. YOU THREW AWAY A GREAT START BY THE METS BECAUSE YOU ARE A YELLOW BITCH. YOU WILL NEVER PULL THE TRIGGER WHEN NEEDED. IF YOU EVER WANT THE ADVICE OF AN ACUTAL MAN LISTEN TO WALLY BACKMAN. WALLY SAID MATT WAS READY. WALLY KNEW THIS, BECAUSE LIKE WALLY, MATT HARVEY IS A MAN…AN ASPECT OF LIFE YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. SUCK MY BLOBBY TAINT SANDY, SUCK IT! BECAUSE THE BLOB HATES YOUR USELESSNESS. KEEP WAITING, YOU KAKI PANTSED PUPPET FUCK. ORDER YOURSELF AN ARNOLD PALMER AND SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR FOOTBALL SEASON. YOU, AND ONLY YOU, PISSED AWAY MEANINGFULL BASEBALL IN FLUSHING THIS YEAR. YOU ARE AN OBSOLUTE SKANK. TO ALL OF YOU FANS STILL RIDING THE SANDY IS AWESOME CRAZY TRAIN...DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK THE DATE ON THAT KOOL-AID YOUR ARE DRINKING. BECAUSE SANDY ALDERSON IS POST DATED AND RANCID.