Friday, March 25, 2011
Pelfrey or Porno? You make the call!
SEASONED OPENER
"Mrs. Milfslut? I'm Mike Bigpelf. I'm here to fix your cable. Tell you what Mrs. Milfsult, you do a good job on Little Bigpelf and I'll give you free SNY. You'd like that now wouldn't you Mrs. Milfslut? Yeah, Mike Bigpelf knows what you like Mrs. Milfsult. Now, I'm gonna go to my van and get my rosin bag so I can dry then lick my hand obsessively all night long."
Changes One Blobbie is Mets Blob's look back at the Greatest hits of the 2011 season.
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