Mets COO Jeff Wilpon gladly accepts a generous offering from Superstorm Sandy victim Lil' Timmy McGregor. The tot who has been cared for by a pack of wild dogs since his family was swept out to sea helps us all put things in perspective this Thanksgiving: "Look. I know things are bad for me, but at least I have four wheels and a clue. The dude in the stupid sweater is a mess. Anything I can do - I'm there. If it's parting with my last morsel of food, so be it." To his credit, Wilpon and all NY Mets employees had the decency to wear rubber gloves to keep their foul stench from touching the public.
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