MET FANS, KEEP YOUR GUARD UP IN PHILLY

This happy fan also slept with Utley's wife.

If you are heading out to Citizens Bank Park this week, keep an eye out for the Philly faithful projectile vomiting on your kids. This months GQ rates Phillies and Eagles fans the worst in America.
GQ's Worst Fans in America poll

PS Yankee fans you were only in the middle of the pack. Congrats!