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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Le Grande Orange doing his bit









ONE PHONE CALL


Terry Collins has a face to face with Met legend Rusty Staub at Dade County Correctional. Let's pray for Rusty's reform and that this visit was not conjugal.

7 comments:

  1. It's actually Dade County Psychiatric. Rusty is in for bouts of acute paranoia. Met docs felt a few stern words from a 'wound too tight know it all' might snap him out of it. Being the Mets the best they could manage to send was the poor-man's Bobby V. Like most Met doc diagnosis it didn't work as evidenced by this snippet of overheard conversation:
    Rusty: "How can you stand there and tell me M Donald Grant wasn't trying to humiliate me? He traded me for the ONE GUY in the bigs fatter than me. The ONE GUY!!!"

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  2. You make an excellent point Mr. Wreck. Thank you for the medical clarification.

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  3. I like that Rusty is keeping a book on the criminally insane. Using his keen eye to see if the psychopaths are tipping their assaults: "When he goes to his fly first, you can expect a choke hold from behind. When he licks his lips you know the sliders coming. Of course in the joint the term slider has a very different meaning.

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  4. On the ward the patients know Rusty as, "Le Grande Orange you gonna blow me?"

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  5. Not sure I like what tpartridge is implying. Is he trying to say that Rusty is devious? Rusty Staub has never done anything underhanded in his entire lif... aahhh, never mind.

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  6. But, you gotta admit.....he does makes a nice rack of ribs.

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  7. I feel they favored his rump roast. I'm so sorry...so for that one.

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