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Thursday, March 24, 2011

It's Science

Scientists at Dupont Labs have come up with a formula that proves that this abandoned foam finger found on a Metro North Hudson line train will chemically breakdown before the Mets are number 1 again.

1 comment:

  1. While DuPont's thesis is grounded in solid chemistry, as Opening Day 2011 approaches perhaps it's more appropriate to focus on this Foam Finger Formula Phenomena - Take Polystyrene's thermal conductivity (0.08 W/(m·K) add it's linear expansion coefficient (8×10−5 /K) and you'll find it's = (Odds Reyes is resigned) x (# of innings of Capuano pitches before his arm falls off) - (the diameter of Collins's clenched sphincter). Spooky.