Scientists at Dupont Labs have come up with a formula that proves that this abandoned foam finger found on a Metro North Hudson line train will chemically breakdown before the Mets are number 1 again.
While DuPont's thesis is grounded in solid chemistry, as Opening Day 2011 approaches perhaps it's more appropriate to focus on this Foam Finger Formula Phenomena - Take Polystyrene's thermal conductivity (0.08 W/(m·K) add it's linear expansion coefficient (8×10−5 /K) and you'll find it's = (Odds Reyes is resigned) x (# of innings of Capuano pitches before his arm falls off) - (the diameter of Collins's clenched sphincter). Spooky.
While DuPont's thesis is grounded in solid chemistry, as Opening Day 2011 approaches perhaps it's more appropriate to focus on this Foam Finger Formula Phenomena - Take Polystyrene's thermal conductivity (0.08 W/(m·K) add it's linear expansion coefficient (8×10−5 /K) and you'll find it's = (Odds Reyes is resigned) x (# of innings of Capuano pitches before his arm falls off) - (the diameter of Collins's clenched sphincter). Spooky.
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