LOVE AT FIRST WRIGHT
Statistics show that 41% of first marriages end in divorce. If that is true, these two won't make it through the national anthem and will be dividing up the nachos 50/50 by the bottom of the first. What started out as, "I will love and cherish you till death do us part," will end in, "Teixeira has a freakin' horse face, and you're a dumb twat!"
Guy deserves everything he gets - A) he's dating a douche bag Yankee fan. 2) She's the type of Yankee fan that wears the pinstripes with the name on the back. DOUBLE DOUCHE BAG.
ReplyDeleteThere's only reason Met fans might forgive this guy - if when she goes down, she goes down like Thurm - creating an explosion in his cockpit.