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Saturday, May 14, 2011

A Clockwork Orange and Blue

 The Mets medical staff is trying hard to restore their reputation. After Carlos Beltran woke up with eye problems today, doctors from The Hospital for Especially Wrongheaded Diagnosis sprung into action. "We knew that in order to get a good look at Carlos' eyes, we had to restrain him in a special chair." said Dr. Cereal Boxdegree. " In early 2010, he escaped and had his own doctors operate on his knee. We really can't afford him such freedom at this time. The plan is to remove his eyes and send them to New York for examination. If necessary, we will send the rest of Carlos up on a later flight."


1 comment:

  1. OmBlob, it carries a certain frightening truth ...

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