A WAY OUT?
Disgusted at the thought of another opening day with the Mets, Jason Bay flew to Vegas this past weekend and invited Ronny "The Wrecking-Ball" Sanchez to break his ribs. This got us to thinking that maybe Jason was not making a hard-nosed play last year at Dodgers stadium when he tried to take down the left field wall with his head...but possibly was trying to euthanasize himself before the dog days of summer. We understand that euthanasia is normally a peaceful and painless practice. But remember, Jason Bay is Canadian.