The Happy Nightcap of the Day Game

The Happy Nightcap of the Day Game

Mets 4 – A’s 1

The Mets took the rubber game with the A’s this afternoon by a score of 4 -1. Chris Capuano was sharp holding Oakland scoreless through six innings, giving up 5 hits and striking out 7. Capuano left the game with a strained abdominal muscle and was immediately entombed in a block of ice for precautionary reasons. Mets Blob learned he is expected back in April of 2014. Mets team physician, Mandrake Douchebag, explained the bizarre treatment to Mets Blob: “I thought it was worth a shot. Why not? ” Commented Douchebag, “Look, I’m a big David Blaine fan and this ice shit is really cool. They tell me it is actually frozen water, yet it is as hard as a rock. Amazing.”

Jose Reyes had another multi hit game, going 2 for 4 with 2 RBI’s. Reyes is now 15 for his last 33 with runners in scoring position. Daniel Murphy also had a big day with 3 hits. K-Rod said after last night’s game that he needed to get his head out of his ass. Mission accomplished. Rodriguez mowed the A’s down in the 9th for his 20th save.