The Happy Nightcap of the Day Game
Mets 4 – A’s 1
The Mets took the rubber game with the A’s this afternoon by a score of 4 -1. Chris Capuano was sharp holding
scoreless through six innings, giving up 5 hits and striking out 7. Capuano left the game with a strained abdominal muscle and was immediately entombed in a block of ice for precautionary reasons. Mets Blob learned he is expected back in April of 2014. Mets team physician, Mandrake Douchebag, explained the bizarre treatment to Mets Blob: “I thought it was worth a shot. Why not? ” Commented Douchebag, “Look, I’m a big David Blaine fan and this ice shit is really cool. They tell me it is actually frozen water, yet it is as hard as a rock. Amazing.” Oakland
Jose Reyes had another multi hit game, going 2 for 4 with 2 RBI’s. Reyes is now 15 for his last 33 with runners in scoring position. Daniel Murphy also had a big day with 3 hits. K-Rod said after last night’s game that he needed to get his head out of his ass.