Mets 5 - Giants 4
The Mets turned a great start by Mike Pelfrey in to an epic shit storm of defensive ineptitude that more resembled a greased monkey trying to fuck a porcupine than professional baseball. Rest in peace Max Patkin, the Mets are taking over as the new bread of baseball ass clowns. Nevertheless, the Mets pulled out a walk off win. The Blob felt the ups and downs of the emotional late innings roller coaster of today's game were best handled by Blobbers Kathy & Dan Bowden and Ray Clabrese. For those who missed it please enjoy this Mets Blob transcript.
I'm not overly optimistic, but it seems to me that Pelf may have turned a corner for the better ... he's more in control this season on the mound and executing even in tight jams or when he has given up a run, definitely showing signs he may be less of a headcase .... and just after I bought stock in "Chapstick Roll-On for Hands"
Big time Hit Teej.
What kind of fucking, holy hell, 3 stooges, rally killing, stupid ass fucktard base running was that?!?!?!
I blame Jason. He will go to any length possible to not get an RBI.
Nice move pulling Pelfrey, Collins.
Dan Bowden: likes this.
Kathy Bowden: Ray, definitely POOR decision .... AND Tejada and Kirk should both be ashamed .... I'd say I'm stunned, but I'm more pissed
Ray Calabrese: I'm typing with slit wrists.
Kathy Bowden: wrap 'em tight, you'll live to bleed another day!
Ray Calabrese: Can you believe this?
Kathy Bowden: as "thrilled" as I am that we won today ... I still want to say let's night loss SUCKED and there is no excuse
Ray Calabrese: You're a true Met fan. Nobody understands us.
Wow, Huff makes Murphy look like Steve Sax.
Oh Thank God.
That was like watching Jerry Lewis fight Jim Carey.
And the Game ball goes to Hairston for the game winning kick ass slide....
Oh Dear God.............does this mean PELFREY is our stopper???? The Mayans were right.
we pulled that bleeding rabbit out of the hat of comedic errors .... holy crap, that was ugly .....
Thank you Blobbers for making today's recap easy! Now go enjoy a Schaefer or 16 Schaefer's. It is the one beer to have when you're having more than one.