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Friday, May 6, 2011

Get Back to Where You Once Belonged

The LA Dodgers have a new sheriff in town. In an effort to save money on airfare, Papa Bud Selig has decided to have his Dodgers head to New York by wagon train. When asked how he came to this decision, Selig snapped: “I don’t want no guff from you boy. This ride ain’t for the weak and its best if you leave the women folk behind. All your book learnin’ and fancy questions don’t add up to a mountain of crowbait. Go ahead, make a move greenhorn, I dare you. Cause’ it’s as hot as a whorehouse on nickel night and I have no problem sending you to the bone orchard.”

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