Thursday, March 24, 2011
Getting to 1st Base
LOVE AT FIRST WRIGHT
Statistics show that 41% of first marriages end in divorce. If that is true, these two won't make it through the national anthem and will be dividing up the nachos 50/50 by the bottom of the first. What started out as, "I will love and cherish you till death do us part," will end in, "Teixeira has a freakin' horse face, and you're a dumb twat!"
Changes One Blobbie is Mets Blob's look back at the Greatest hits of the 2011 season.
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