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Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Hurricane Sandy Victims Reach Out To Help Mets
Mets COO Jeff Wilpon gladly accepts a generous offering from Superstorm Sandy victim Lil' Timmy McGregor. The tot who has been cared for by a pack of wild dogs since his family was swept out to sea helps us all put things in perspective this Thanksgiving: "Look. I know things are bad for me, but at least I have four wheels and a clue. The dude in the stupid sweater is a mess. Anything I can do - I'm there. If it's parting with my last morsel of food, so be it." To his credit, Wilpon and all NY Mets employees had the decency to wear rubber gloves to keep their foul stench from touching the public.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Bye, Bye Bay
gain. Not just because he sucked sewer rat taints. But also because the Blob will never have to hear Gary Cohen describe his abject failure as "struggling." If Jason Bay was only "struggling" with the Mets, then the Hindenburg only "kind of" caught fire. Good luck Kason, I mean Jason. For sure your the nicest, hardest working, mushiest brained, Great White Northerniest, worstiest far from free, free agent signing in the history of mankind.
Mets Blob has written endlessly about the disappointment that was Jason Bay as a NY Met. Here a few links to some of the Blob's favorites. Enjoy!
BYE, BYE BAYWATCH
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