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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

• Wee Willie Duda •

- The Happy Nightcap -
- NY METS 5 - SAN DIEGO PADRES 4 -
Lucas Duda is a big, lumbering slugger, right? Mets Blob thought the same thing until the 8th inning tonight. With the Mets down by 2, with no outs and men on first and second, Duda shocked the world - okay it was Mets verses Padres - he did not shock the world. Lets just say he shocked the handful of people who were watching the game.

 

Terry Collins said Duda approached him before the at bat and mumbled: "Do you want me to bunt?" Collins responded by saying: "Do you know how to bunt?" Duda, ever the word-smith replied: "Yup." Then Duda went to the plate and put down a beautiful sac bunt.

Lucas Duda, who has not initiated a conversation since his epic failure at his 6th grade square dance actually spoke up. Collins didn't scream: "Get away from me you overgrown slob" through the PA system either. No, Terry welcomed the big lugs awkward advances with open arms. It was beautiful. Chicks dig the small ball. Sure Lucas still hears the voice in his head saying "Jeanie Anderson hates you" but maybe his bond with Terry will bring some positive voices to the fore. Maybe Duda will hear the voice say: "My skipper likes me, I can bunt. My skipper likes me, I can bunt. My skipper likes me, I can bunt. I am confident...kind of." After hearing that 500,000 times Lucas will forget all about Jeanie Anderson. Bitch.


A sac bunt, a sac fly, and a sacks full walk give the Mets the win and Izzy his 299th save.


• The Quiet Man Comes Through •

•The Happy Walk-Off Nightcap•
 
 Mets 9 - Padres 8 
The NY Mets bounced back tonight after Sunday's tough loss to the Braves and the even more difficult loss of Jose Reyes and Daniel Murphy. The Mets started out with a rare Citi Field power attack in support of Mike Pelfrey. Angel Pagan and Jason Bay each hit solo homers and David Wright hit a 2 run bomb to stake the Mets an early 4-1 lead. 
But Pelfrey and the pen could not hold down the weakest offense in the National League. San Diego pounded Big Puff...I mean Pelf, and the 4-1 lead became a tie. The relief combo of Beato and Igarashi imploded and quickly the Mets were down 8-4.  
In the bottom of the 8th, the Mets rallied and picked up 2 runs on a double hit by new call up and Queens native, Mike Baxter. Baxter is so new to the Mets that Mets Blob could ironically only find a photo of him in a San Diego Padres hat. Mike jumped on the first pitch he saw and hit it into the enormous Citi Field left center gap. Baxter's family was in the crowd and was thrilled to be there for his first hit as a Met. Mets Blob was also thrilled for him, as well as the fact that Mike pinch hitting for Igarashi and got his sorry ass out of the game. 
The big fun came in the bottom of the 9th. Jason Pridie and Justin Turner each singled to set the table for David Wright. Wright ripped a single up the middle to bring the game within one run. Then Lucas "The Quiet Man" Duda delivered his 3rd and biggest hit of the night with a 2 run walk-off single to give the Mets the victory. It was truly a nice moment to see a Met team that's been beaten down all year celebrate on the field and enjoy themselves. This season has been riddle with injuries, traded All-Stars, and public attacks from Fred Wilpon. Tonight, the Mets fought hard and came back and won. As the 2011 season winds down, games like this are the ones we as fans need to remember and enjoy.

Monday, August 8, 2011

• Murphy's Law is Wilpon's Curse •

•BRAVES 6 - METS 5•
This was without a doubt a Sunday bloody Sunday for the NY Mets and fans of the club. None of us could ever have imagined how horrific this rubber match against the Braves could have been. We imagined Dillon Gee could be wild, we had no doubt Bobby Parnell could blow the tie, and we were well aware, after dropping game one against Atlanta on Friday, the Mets million mile Wild Card long shot was just about out the window. 

But what none of us saw coming was more leg injuries than the invasion of Normandy. The #1 and #5 top hitters in the National League both were NY Mets, and both were lost Sunday due to leg injuries, one of them for the rest of season.
• FRED WILPON IS THE SNAKE• 
They say Karma is a bitch. If that's true, then Met fans are doomed for as long as Fred "Fed Pen" Wilpon owns the team. The Karmic debt and actual debt Fred Wilpon has amassed is at a level we can't dig out of until he is long gone. Fred has fouled this franchise and is the snake that has its fiscally crippled fangs dug into our beloved team. He is a tainted, dirty, glory-hole gang scumbag who has brought an evil curse on the Metropolitans. Citi Field is named after a defaulted bank, built in the image of a team that left New York over 52 years ago, and built on the backs of those who were ripped off by Bernie Madoff. 

Mets Blob loves Jackie Robinson and what he did for baseball, race relations, and humanity as a whole, but the fact is HE WAS NOT A NEW YORK MET! It is true the Cleon Jones rotunda does not have the same ring to it; but if you don't rebuild Ebbet's Field, you don't have to deal with naming a rotunda you asshole!
Early in Sunday's game Jose Reyes disappeared. We didn't learn why for some time because SNY is useless and sucks at the Wilpon's Devil teet.  We were sickened by the idea of what happened to our best player, but as fans we were forced to sit through Kevin Burkhardt yammering on about Todd Zeile's son's band JetStream. Really?! Todd Zeile's son's band? Kevin, Jose came out of the game, go find out why, you puppet. Todd Zeile played for 12 freakin' teams if you count the Mets twice - is this really more of a story than what happened to Jose? To SNY, clearly it is. 

Why have a roving, stuffed polo shirt, pseudo reporter if he's not going report on anything other than his predetermined fluff? Mets Blob understands from a TV production standpoint that Kevin needs to have a number of useless stories ready for each game. What the Blob does not understand is why do we need Kevin at all? With 3 guys in the booth most of the time, that's already one more announcer than any other team has. Are the Mets that hard to cover? Why add Kevin to the mix if he's not going to give us any information about important events in the game other than the "Gary, Keith, and Ron picnic bunch is here in the left field bleachers." 

We know you know where the clubhouse is, Kevin. We've seen you ruin watching the last inning of a game interviewing Tim Byrdak in the tunnel for so long we all felt like Chilean miners. 

The Blob eventually gave up on Kevin and went to his computer to find out what FOX was reporting on Yard Barker about Jose Reyes. Yes SNY, FOX and Yard Barker had more current information on the Reyes injury than the game you were covering with 25 cameras and a Kevin. 

By the way, if you are still waiting for Kevin to break the news, Reyes re-pulled his left hamstring running to first on a ground ball. This is the same hamstring Reyes injured earlier this season. The Mets claim it's a "mild" pull, but they lie, and we all know this is "major" bad news.
• More Bad News •
Daniel Murphy is out for the season. Jose Constanza dropped kicked Daniel Murphy's left leg on a late slide into second base, and that was that. All say the slide was clean, but the Atlanta rookie clearly has a ton of speed and still has no idea what to do with it. This condition is otherwise known as Carlos Gomez syndrome.
- Jose Constanza working on the finer points of rookie weirdness -
Combine Carlos Gomez syndrome with Murphy's not so nimble footwork and bam! Season-ending grade 2 tear of Murphy's left MCL. This was a day Murphy was to rest. The shuffle after the Reyes injury sent the Mets infield into a volleyball like rotation that hit it's apex when David Wright played shortstop for the first time in his career later in the game. Murphy pinch hit in the 6th, got a RBI infield single, and then was kept in the game to play 2nd base.
In a quest for finding the best spot in the field, many have called for Murphy to move back to 2nd base. This injury should end those talks. This is the second time Murphy has trashed a knee playing second base. The first time Murphy lost a year after trashing his right MCL playing second base on what was another routine play. The 2B experiment with Murphy is over, along with his season and his quest for a batting title. 

The Mets say Daniel will not need surgery, just 4 months of rehab. The Blob would take this as good news if it could believe anything the Mets medical staff says. They are crackpots who will F-up his rehab with myriad "setbacks" that will then force him to get surgery that will lead to more "setbacks" til they finally take Daniel out to one of the back fields during Spring Training and shoot him.
On a final note about Sunday's game, Jason Bay is a pussy. With the game on the line, Bay needed to take out Dan Uggla to avoid the double play. This is a legal play in professional baseball, and this time it was the right play. What good is a working class Canadian who does not know how to check someone? All we get is his weird ass slap shot swing, but no checking? Man up, Jason. Man up. Next time, pretend Uggla is the wall at Dodgers' Stadium. 

PS: If Uggla's hitting streak makes it to 30 games, then that's the same as Dimaggio hitting safely in 56 games. A guy who swings like Dan Uggla has no business hitting safely for 10 games in a row. For that puffy, bird-faced fire plug to do it for 30 games would be remarkable.