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Friday, September 21, 2012

Collins threatened Mets with eating a live Dog!



Mets win at home! A Mets Blob insider claimed that after the 16-1 loss to Philly Thursday night-that Terry Collins went full tilt Cotton Hill and threatened to eat "Chico" the clubhouse Chihuahua if they didn't stop sucking the royal big one. When Terry caught Josh Thole weeping Collins screamed "I didn't kill 50 Japs in WW2 to watch you cry cunt face!"
The effective tactic was no doubt inhumane, but then again so is being a Met fan.

http://metsblog.com/game-day/final-score-mets-7-marlins-3/



Friday, August 24, 2012

Vasgas to start in Left

The battle for baseball's basement begins tonight at Citi Field between the soon to be AL Houston Astros and the butt awful NY Mets. Even the draw of Sergio Vargas and the post game Merengue night concert could not sell tickets to the disgruntled Met faithful. The fact is, ownership has put a sub major league level team on the field. Simple put, If ownership is unwilling to invest in the team why should the fan invest in a trip to Citi Field? The answer...they shouldn't. Until tonight. In an act of utter desperation to get asses in the seats and to spice up a nonexistent offense, Terry Collins will start Sergio Vargas in left field tonight. When asked why Collins said: "The people are coming out to see Vargas play, well, lets really seem him play. The kids' Dominican, and let me tell you what, those guys know how to play ball down there. He plays the game right and I wanna see him get a few good ABs and then get him out of there on hopefully a positive note so he can get his set list together for the post game concert."