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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

•Was Einhorn a Greenhorn?•

It was no surprise to Mets Blob that the deal to make David Einhorn a minority owner of the NY Mets fell apart. Why? Well son, let the Blob school you in the plainest terms he knows how. Fred Wilpon is a yellow bellied, two-timing, snake in the grass who is so crooked he could swallow nails and spit out corkscrews. Any Met fan worth his salt knows Fred and his lackey, toad son, Jeff, are so heartless they'd steal a fly from a blind spider. But the question is-did Einhorn?


It sure seems odd that David Einhorn, a Hedge Fund Manager and professional poker player who swims daily in a Cayman Island tax sheltered sea of sharks, could not see that the Wilpons were using him as cash chum. They were bluffing, and Einhorn was being used for MLB financial fluffing. Maybe Einhorn had a funny feeling all along that he was being played for a greenhorn, and the Wilpons simply took advantage of the deep pockets of a life-long Met fan. 
Met fans loved the idea of an actual Met fan being a part of ownership. If Einhorn were to ever take control of the Mets, fans knew they would never have to buy a beer at Citi Field from the "Zack Wheat Beer Bar." We all saw the picture of a young Einhorn dressed as Dave Kingman for Halloween. In that photo we saw the wide eyed hope we all used to have, which now hides under a mountain of despair.
In the end, David Einhorn knew when to fold 'em, knew when to walk away, and knew when to run...from the Wilpons.



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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

•Ribbies are Nick Evans' Miami Vice•

Mets 7 - Marlins 4
A decent start by Miguel Batista and big run support by Nick Evans and the hot bats of Angel Pagan and Justin Turner sent the Mets into the bottom of the 9th with a 4-2 lead over the Marlins.


In comes "saver of the future" Bobby Parnell to quickly piss away the win, to a tie. After Bobby set the table for the fish, he gave up a long double to former Met, Mike Cameron. Parnell hit 100 mph on the gun many times, but that did not stop the Marlins from hitting him and sending this already long, rain-delayed game into extra innings.


Jump to the top of the 12th:
Remaining hot into the wee hours, Angel Pagan ripped a single. In steps Jason Bay. Bay had the night off, and in his first AB ripped a double, giving the Mets runners at 2nd and 3rd when the on fire Nick Evens once again smoked a single into centerfield, and for the 3rd time in the game, gave the Mets the go ahead run. With 2 outs, Jose Reyes drove a single to right field and a gave the Mets an insurance run making the score 6-4.
Reyes started out the night going 0-3 and trailed Ryan Braun in the quest for the NL batting title. By the end of the Marlin marathon, Reyes went 3-6 and by the wee small hours re-took the lead over Braun. The Mets loaded the bases and picked up another insurance run when Lucas Duda drew a walk.
With the score 7-4 in the bottom of the 12th, Josh Stinson came in to record his first ever save. Thank you, Josh, for finally gutting the fish and letting Mets Blob enjoy a near closing time Happy Nightcap.
The Mets pounded out 16 hits tonight, but the pitching staff put up almost as many walks. For all the good, the bad, and the ugly, check out the box score @ NY Mets.com.
Gooooooood Nightall!



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Monday, September 5, 2011

•Marlins 9 – Mets 3•


Blobish, We Hardly Knew Ye 
The knock at the door came just as David Wright struck out to end the top of the 6th. At first I thought it was just the throbbing of my daily Met induced headache, I only wish that was the case. No, it was knocking alright. Strong, steady, purposeful knocking. 

"Who is it?" I growled as I headed toward the door. " I am looking for Mr. Blobish M. Blob. Is he at home?” It sounded like a young woman. Most likely, another crazed fan hoping to rub elbows with Mets Blob. I'll autograph one or two of her breasts and send her on her way. What's the harm?

I opened the door and stared in disbelief. One of her breasts was already autographed - with a big shiny ID that read County Department of Social Services - Child Protection Unit. She was backed by an angry mob of police and government hacks. It was the end of the road. They came for young Blobish Jr. This time they meant business.

“You are making him watch another Mets/Marlins game? Have you no shame sir? For god’s sake it’s 7-1 going to the bottom of the 6th”, said the spunky social worker. “Give me the boy.” I had no choice. I scooped up young Blobish and handed him over. Wow. He had just learned Wayne Garrett’s lifetime batting average too. What a waste. Sharpest four-year-old I ever knew.

As he was being carried out the door, he turned and uttered the most beautiful words I have ever heard. “Daddy…D.J. Carrasco sucks.” Somehow my boy - through all the chaos - could hear Carrasco pitching batting practice to the Marlins in the bottom of the 6th. Like father, like son. Godspeed, young Blobish. Godspeed.

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•The Met Without A Position•


-The Met Without a Position-   
On Sunday, Josh Satin started in his 1st Major League game and played 1st base. Josh normally played second base in the minors, but Terry Collins felt he had his best shot at a corner position. Satin is another in a long list of Met farm hands and Met farm hand graduates who somehow don't have a true position. 

Murphy, Evans, Duda, and now Satin are all touted for having great bats but no love for the glove. Mets Blob hopes Sandy Alderson's reworking of the Mets' farm system involves a bit more focus on defense in the future. Citi Field was built for good D, good speed, good pitching, and Fred Wilpon's childhood hard-ons. How players get this far without a position in Major League Baseball is beyond the Blob. Clearly, Omar Minaya thought he was building a rec softball team not a National League East contender. 
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Sunday, September 4, 2011

•Pelfrey Quits. Mets Don't•

Mets 6 - Nationals 3  
The Happy Daycap   

In the 3rd, the Mets jumped out to a 2 run lead against the Nationals and the rubber arm of Livan Hernandez. Newbie call up, Josh Satin, singled in his first Major League AB. Mike Nickeas followed with a single, and then Mike Pelfrey sac bunted Satin and Nickeas over. Ruben Tejada, who was back in the lineup and giving Jose Reyes a day off at SS, ripped a 2 run single that put the Mets on top.
- Nap Time for Pelfrey -
Mike Pelfrey's predictable meltdown started early today. In the bottom of the 4th, he gave up a walk and a single to put 2 runners on. Then Danny Espinosa ripped a hard line drive double that ate up Lucas Duda. The ball was playable and most MLB right fielders make that play 99 times out of 100. Duda is learning how to play right field and growing pains are to be expected. This is where the veteran Pelfrey should pick up his game to support the young Duda, whose power bat is proving invaluable. Instead Pelfrey, the selfish goon, quits. At this point the Mets were still up 2-1, but Mets Blob knew that was the switch that would shut down Mike Pelfrey's tiny self-involved brain. Before the 4th was done, the Mets were down 3-2.

All of us know baseball is a funny game, and being down by one run in the 4th is not that big of a deal because there is a lot of ballgame left. To Big Pelf, however, the game was clearly over. After 2 quick outs in the bottom of the 5th, Cream Pelf walked the bases loaded and wrote his ticket for an early nap time. Shockingly, Ryota Igarashi came in and got the third out and held the Nats at 3 runs. Ryota normally has less control than a 16 year old golden retriever with failing kidneys, so when Igarashi got out of that jam the Blob knew the Mets had a shot. 
-Duda gets redemption-  
In the top of 6th, Lucas Duda quickly tied the game at 3 with an upper deck bomb. Duda's blast and the absence of Pelfrey's infantile antics put an obvious charge into the Mets. Back to back to back singles by David Wright, Angel Pagan, and Jason Bay loaded the bases for pinch hitter Willie Harris who ripped a two run single. The Mets tacked on one more run in the 6th when Mike Nickeas perfectly laid down a suicide squeeze, and a charging Jason Bay scored the Mets' 6th run. The score would hold, and Bobby Parnell bounced back to close out the game for New York in the 9th.  
-The Met Without a Position-  
Josh Satin started his 1st Major League game today at 1st base. Josh normally played second base in the minors, but Terry Collins felt he had his best shot at a corner position. Satin is another in a long list of Met farm hands and Met farm hand graduates who somehow don't have a true position.

Murphy, Evans, Duda, and now Satin are all touted for having great bats but no love for the glove. Mets Blob hopes Sandy Alderson's reworking of the Mets' farm system involves a bit more focus on defense in the future. Citi Field was built for good D, good speed, good pitching, and Fred Wilpon's childhood hard-ons. How players get this far without a position in Major League Baseball is beyond the Blob. Clearly, Omar Minaya thought he was building a rec softball team not a National League East contender. 

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